tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2904551769624343498.post8757346030541813018..comments2012-04-03T06:56:02.933-07:00Comments on Room to Swing a 'Cat: into each life a little mother must fall...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2904551769624343498.post-62932329586537202662010-05-08T06:45:01.003-07:002010-05-08T06:45:01.003-07:00Schuyler, I have to agree with Shazta. Your take ...Schuyler, I have to agree with Shazta. Your take on LW#4 was most appropriate. And needed. And dead-on. And, well, is that enough fawning adjectives? I have more! :-) But, it was really quite nice. I just wish she (the LW) would read it!<br /><br />I also like your responses to LWs 1-3, by the way, but, I'm quite pleased to see your take on #1 as I was starting to feel as if I'd been to cruel to the young idiot. Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks he needs to remove the binky and go about growing the fuck up.<br /><br />As for LW#2, her choice, IMHO, is quite a bit easier than yours. You had obligations. Real and sincere and absolute. She has none. School in Place A versus Place B isn't really a life changer. Unless, of course, she fails in life and decides to focus in on that one bad choice wherein she went to school in CT versus D.C. Of course, if she does that, she wasn't meant for D.C. anyway. So, there you go. ;-)<br /><br />Good stuff, Bro! :-) Sorry about the job offerings so far, but, maybe you'll get just the call you're looking for on Monday? Here's hoping! :-)SmagBoy1https://www.blogger.com/profile/06579694369460538262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2904551769624343498.post-30580691214043516622010-05-07T15:08:22.096-07:002010-05-07T15:08:22.096-07:00Schuyler - I don't actually mind the work beca...Schuyler - I don't actually mind the work because my "lawn" is only the size of two large tablecloths. I got the poo out, spread it over the lawn with a broom (works great), seeded and fertilized and was done in an hour or so. It POURED last night and this morning, so my timing for once in my life was not so bad. <br /><br />I could let the lawn guys cut our grass like the rest of the units, but they wreck lawns. I have a 16" reel mower. Wanna try one out on your place? You'll have GREAT biceps and calves because of it, I promise!Aunt Messyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07424781871244170075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2904551769624343498.post-76720867944007463282010-05-07T06:44:35.668-07:002010-05-07T06:44:35.668-07:00Messy, my dearest friend: I would love to spend th...Messy, my dearest friend: I would love to spend the day rolling in cow poop with you; alas, I have prior engagements involving the use of a loud mechanical contrivance which requires manual propulsion about the yard and results in the trimming of the grass thereon. Hotter than fuck this weekend too, I bet, meaning i will smell the same as you after a day with your cow poop without the delight and benefit of actually rolling in it.<br /><br />Some people have all the goddamn fun, I say.<br /><br />And you're welcome Shazta. I asked my daughter later if she was mean to people, and she said "uh, no. Except Victor. He smells like burps and farts all the time." I said "don't you think you should be nice to him?" She said "no, but I think he needs a shower." Kids are like water - they achieve their own level all by m'selves...Schuyler =^oo^=https://www.blogger.com/profile/05022527448487356922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2904551769624343498.post-39469912265504509012010-05-06T15:27:52.004-07:002010-05-06T15:27:52.004-07:00Thank you for LW4! What a dipshit....Thank you for LW4! What a dipshit....Shaztahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06182741690601616770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2904551769624343498.post-85673851012368058542010-05-06T11:00:06.364-07:002010-05-06T11:00:06.364-07:00Yet another brilliant set of answers, but you knew...Yet another brilliant set of answers, but you knew that already, didn't you?<br /><br />Listen. If you're bored, you can come help me this afternoon. I have to spread upon my lawn a bovine-derived soil conditioning substance that is only slightly aromatic, followed by sprinkling seeds and fertilizer on same, then dousing the whole mess with water from my sprinkler. <br /><br />I figure that's not so much different from what we do here....Aunt Messyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07424781871244170075noreply@blogger.com